1. brittbluebird14:

    brahnanas:

    when the wifi sucks and nothing loads

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    Aka. School.

    (via yamagishi--fuuka)

     

  2. slothscum:

    religious beliefs: sloth in a onesie 

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    political views: two sloths in a onesieimage

    (via thegreatgatspee)

     
  3. buckysexual:

    siderealscion:

    mALEFISHIENT, MARK

    ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

    (these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

    caramelkite

    (via yamagishi--fuuka)

     

  4. amberbydreams:

    quirkilicious:

    talikira:

    wholmesianmisfit:

    Who remembers

    Motherfucking Scholastic

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    Book

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    Orders

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    And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

    at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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    I seriously miss the book fair.

    Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

    MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

    (Source: pyralspite, via imactuallytrying)

     
  5. asktheredreaper:

    twoarrows-onecross:

    cobblestones-brokenbones:

    okhaley:

    127-lbs:

    the-jackals:

    tedbre:

    thejamesboyle:

    caluummhood:

    HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

    MAKE A WISH

    the first post ever on tumblr

    this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

    I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

    Always reblog because perfection.

    I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

    This is sacred

    Okay but when is the sky ever white

    a good ol’ new york winter make the sky white enough

    (Source: onleatherwings92, via brave-heart-juliet)

     
  6. psychward311:

    kingcheddarxvii:

    darthjader:

    I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

    THIS POST IS A SIN

    How dare you insult Max!? He was the soul of that stupid show.

    (via the-frustrated-artist)

     

  7. collaterlysisters:

    face-down-asgard-up:

    concepthuman:

    the best part of this article is how archaeologists used to assume every corpse buried with a sword was male

    I have been fucking saying this. Do you remember that time some puffed up dude came into my blog talking about how we don’t teach or learn about women in warfare and women as warriors in the same way we do men because “men are traditionally and instinctively fighters more often than women”?

    That’s 100% Bullshit. Again, it is the result of men writing us out of our own history and then other men taking that “history” and using it to make assumptions like “these warrior remains are male” and taking years to figure out that they were wrong. Years.

    fuckin SWEET

    (via aphprussia)

     
  8. peacemaker11:

    a-study-in-oddities:

    la-hire-ships-it:

    notyouraveragepornblog:

    blasianxbri:

    mamamorgantayl0r:

    imageimageimage

    This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

    posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

    Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

    And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

    (hugs this)

    (Source: femingway, via nsome)

     

  9. crocodilepatronus:

    a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

    uh

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    (Source: itsvondell, via the-frustrated-artist)

     
  10. unorthodoxchronicles:

    quickjesse:

    one of the most adorable moments in the series

    Beast boy and cyborg drop everything to make sure that Starfire is comfortable telling jokes. They don’t care that they missed the context, laugh along to make her comfortable, then proceed to make asses of themselves JUST so she can have a good laugh too and feel like she BELONGS.

    And that is one of many examples of why the original teen titans series was seriously well fucking written as it showed a very HUMAN kind of emotion, feeling like you don’t fit in and watching a joke go wrong and people not finding you funny, then getting to laugh because the people you chose to open up to were caring enough to make fucking sure you felt like you belonged just for a bit.

    (via the-frustrated-artist)

     
  11. a-kid-with-his-headphones:

    engage-with-zorp:

    the-rainbowsaurus:

    jethrocane:

    walrus-in-the-tardis:

    youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

    ambiguous-ash:

    merrymishas:

    engage-with-zorp:

    I majored in gif making.

    More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

    But you lost all your friends

    and your eyesight 

    not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

    I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?

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    As long as you still have that shirt thank god.

    (via yamagishi--fuuka)

     
  12. perks-of-being-chinese:

    she turned into a mermaid bye

    (via astheflowerwilts)

     
     
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  14. fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    ally0mazing:

    There can only be one logical explanation for this:

    Voldemort has returned….

    MY DEAR

    I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

    THE GRIM

    (via astheflowerwilts)

     

  15. swonb:

    ambulanceinertia:

    Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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    (via astheflowerwilts)